The Boy is Back

HEAR YE HEAR YE HEAR YE

ALL COMELY MAIDENS ON THE EAST COAST

YOUR STUD MUFFIN HAS COME BACK

FROM A BRIEF HEGIRA TO THE WEST COAST

YOUR PRINCE CHARMING

YOUR DREAM BOAT

YOUR NIGHT MARE

WHO SAID THAT

YOUR TRUE SELF

I THOUGHT I'd THROTTLED YOU

NO SUCH LUCK

WELL BE SILENT AND LET ME TELL MY STORY

TELL YOUR STORY

YOU'VE GOT SO MANY

YOU COULD BUILD THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

NEVERTHELESS

I HAD A GREAT TIME IN CALIFORNIA

BUT I HAD TO TEACH MY CHILDREN A NEW LEXICON

THEY COMPLAINED ABOUT PUSHING MY WHEELCHAIR

SO MUCH DEAD WEIGHT

TO WHICH I TOOK UMBRAGE

TASTES GREAT WITH MUSTARD

WE AGREED IT SHOULD BE SO MUCH LIVE WEIGHT

AND NOT FROM A DEAD BUT A LIVE START

SUCH DIGNITY WAS ONLY APPROPRIATE

FOR MY POMPOSITY AND WEIGHT

I'm A BIG MAN OUT THERE

I'm A BIG MAN ANYWHERE

ONE CHILD ABANDONED ME IN A PARKING LOT

ONE CALLED ME A GREAT WHITE GORILLA

A GRANDCHILD CALLED ME GOOFY

I HAD A GREAT TIME

THE KING OF FRIVOLITY IS BACK

AND READY TO ROAR

TREMBLE WORLD TREMBLE

I THOUGHT ADVENT FOR A WHILE

WAS FOR ME

HOW HUMILIATING

TO FIND IT WAS NOT

AH WELL HUMILITY DOESN'T BECOME ME

 

 

FRANK A VOLLMER