CODE IN THE NODE

I HAVE A CODE IN THE NODE

MY NODE LOOKS LIKE A NIGHT OF DRINKING

I’M THE EAST COAST DISTRIBUTOR

OF MALAISE AND MAL DE TETE

I’M ON DRUGS THAT WOULD KILL A HORSE

THAT’S BECAUSE I’VE GOT A COLT

THAT’S THE MANE REASON I’M SICK

THIS STALLION IS ILLY

THAT’S KIND OF SILLY

MY NOSE IS WINNING THE RACE

IT’S RUNNING AT WHIM

OVER MY CHIN

IT’S PUDDLING ALL OVER THE FLOOR

I’D REALLY BE THANKY

FOR THE LOAN OF A HANKY

MINE ARE ALL USED UP

WOULD YOU BELIEVE

I’M USING MY SLEEVE

BUT I’M WEARING A SLEEVELESS SHIRT

NOW LET ME PRATTLE

ABOUT MY CHEST RATTLE

THE COUGHING THE COUGHING THE COUGH

I SOUND JUST THE SAME

AS AN OLD FASHIONED TRAIN

CHUGGING AND CHUGGING AND CHUG

LET’S ALL LIGHT A CANDLE

DO THE CHICKEN BONE DANCE

ANYTHING TO MAKE ME FEEL WELL

I PROBABLY SHOULD YELL OUT

 UNCLEAN UNCLEAN

I FEEL LIKE A LEPER

AND LOOK LIKE ONE TWO

I HAVE A CODE IN THE NODE

FRANK A VOLLMER