CATASTROPHES

CATASTROPHES



I NEVER THOUGHT THE CAT
WOULD DO THAT
STICKING HIS NOSE
IN YOUR BUSINESS
WHAT A BRAT
O ANTNY IS A SPIRIT FREE
ANTNY IS THE CAT FOR ME
BUT WHEN YOU SAT DOWN TO PEE
IT WAS ALMOST A CATASTROPHE
CHECK FIRST THE CHAIR BEFORE YOU SIT
CHECK FOR GAS BEFORE A MATCH IS LIT
AND MAIDEN, MAIDEN HEAR MY PRAYER
CHECK THE THRONE BEFORE YOU •••

WASH YOU HAIR
DO THE DISHES
PAY THE RENT
DO YOUR NAILS
OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT WILL FIT
O CATS BE NIMBLE, CATS BE QUICK
CATS JUMP OVER THE CANDLESTICK
CATS GO ANYWHERE THEY WILL
BUT AVOID THE JOHN AT LAKE WATCHIC


FRANK A VOLLMER